Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
I just got a free smoothie from the stranger??? Like some random lady just ordered a smoothie and then came up to me immediately after getting it (so it probably isn’t poisoned) and was like “hey do you like blueberry and banana?” And I said yes and now I have a free smoothie
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
I Will Never Leave You from Side Show is beautiful out of context but when you see it in the show it’s like. No shit you won’t leave her. She’s you fucking conjoined twin. You’d literally both die if you left her. “We’re one though we’re two” yeah ha real funny. Why do half the lyrics in this show just point out that you’re conjoined twins. Believe me the audience has figured that out.