I am Caroline and/or Carot and I'm gonna be perfectly honest, this blog is kind of a grab bag. Pls talk to me about musicals I'm lonely
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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

cutietaire:

drink with me

to days

gone by

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arthurdarvvill:

so many showtunes, so little time home alone to loudly sing them

the-facts-were-these:

"Together we’ll be the greatest team there’s ever been…"

the-facts-were-these:

"Together we’ll be the greatest team there’s ever been…"

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

robberbutton:

The next time an MRA tells you that raping women is an evolutionary advantage for men, tell them that killing rapists is an evolutionary advantage for women.

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
- Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

ianbrooks:

Drop of Blood Ear Dagger

You’ve already been stabbed through the ear: why not take the fact to its hardcore extremes and put a knife through it? CLEAR STAGE BONUS: make it look like you’re still bleeding from the gaping wound. The Drop of Blood Ear Dagger earring is made with English pewter and a red, faceted Swarovski crystal and despite the name can fit in almost any pierced hole on your body, so hell, be creative in the ways you plan to frighten your friends and family. One dagger earring (not a pair, though buy yourself two if you feel the need for symmetry) is available at Think Geek for $29.99 USD.

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.  (via memonite)
roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

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