I am Caroline and/or Carot and I'm gonna be perfectly honest, this blog is kind of a grab bag. Pls talk to me about musicals I'm lonely
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intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport


donut chucking

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

donut chucking

claudiaboleyn:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

OK. So Children’s Place were selling Guardians of the Galaxy t-shirts for boys… and left Gamora out of the ugly-ass t-shirt design because she’s a female character and this “shirt in particular is a boy’s shirt.”

THIS. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

(via: http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-t-shirt-leaves-off-gamora/)

We all know that’s bull because the girls’ shirts are always covered in male characters. Apparently having a female character on merchandise would accidentally give young girls and women the false impression that they matter too. And we can’t have that, now, can we? 

I just got a free smoothie from the stranger??? Like some random lady just ordered a smoothie and then came up to me immediately after getting it (so it probably isn’t poisoned) and was like “hey do you like blueberry and banana?” And I said yes and now I have a free smoothie

whitebeltwriter:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely


I just want it on my bicycle

whitebeltwriter:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I just want it on my bicycle

moritzstiefelshair:

asking what went wrong

moritzstiefelshair:

asking what went wrong

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

agodlycanadian:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun


No, they’re just kissing

agodlycanadian:

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

No, they’re just kissing

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

I Will Never Leave You from Side Show is beautiful out of context but when you see it in the show it’s like. No shit you won’t leave her. She’s you fucking conjoined twin. You’d literally both die if you left her. “We’re one though we’re two” yeah ha real funny. Why do half the lyrics in this show just point out that you’re conjoined twins. Believe me the audience has figured that out.

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

Musical Theatre Female Character Meme: (Day 3) A female antagonist in a musical

Mrs. Wormwood

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